John's posts of da future!

(I'm kidding I can't afford time travel)

Cape cod, Massachusetts

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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comedycentral:

The Daily Show is all-new tonight!

condommodel:

STOP

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle)

huntymon:

robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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